{"id":27895,"date":"2023-11-30T17:14:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-30T17:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legendsmosaic.com\/?p=27895"},"modified":"2024-11-13T21:11:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T21:11:51","slug":"a-monkey-is-smoking-a-joint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/legendsmosaic.com\/a-monkey-is-smoking-a-joint\/","title":{"rendered":"A monkey is smoking a joint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding='\"async\"' src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i.imgur.com%5C/yPvVuYu.png%5C%22">\n<script>\r\n  window.googletag = window.googletag || {cmd: []};\r\n  googletag.cmd.push(function() {\r\n    googletag.defineSlot('\/22756311368\/Header_Banner', [[728, 90], [300, 100], [750, 200], [750, 100], [250, 250], [250, 360], [336, 280], [930, 180], [970, 250], 'fluid', [320, 100], [750, 300], [970, 90], [300, 250]], 'div-gpt-ad-1728601596670-0').addService(googletag.pubads());\r\n    googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();\r\n    googletag.pubads().collapseEmptyDivs();\r\n    googletag.enableServices();\r\n  });\r\n<\/script>\r\n<div alaunit=\"1\" style='text-align: center;padding-bottom: 10px;'>\r\n<!-- \/22756311368\/Header_Banner -->\r\n<div id='div-gpt-ad-1728601596670-0' style='min-width: 250px; min-height: 90px;'>\r\n  <script>\r\n    googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1728601596670-0'); });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\n<p>A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a reptile strolls past. The reptile turns upward and says &#8220;Hello! what are you doing?&#8221; The monkey says &#8220;Smoking a joint, come up and go along with me&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the reptile ascends and sits close to the monkey and they have another joint.<\/p>\n<p>Sooner or later the reptile says his mouth is &#8216;dry&#8217;, and that he will get a beverage from the waterway.<\/p>\n<p>At the riverbank, the reptile is stoned to the point that he inclines excessively far finished and falls in.<\/p>\n<p>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned reptile, helping him aside.<\/p>\n\r\n<script>\r\n  window.googletag = window.googletag || {cmd: []};\r\n  googletag.cmd.push(function() {\r\n    googletag.defineSlot('\/22756311368\/LAP6', [[336, 280], [320, 100], [750, 300], [320, 480], [580, 400], [300, 250]], 'div-gpt-ad-1728564650408-0').addService(googletag.pubads());\r\n    googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();\r\n    googletag.pubads().collapseEmptyDivs();\r\n    googletag.enableServices();\r\n  });\r\n<\/script>\r\n<div alaunit=\"2\" style='text-align: center;padding-bottom: 10px;'>\r\n<!-- \/22756311368\/LAP6 -->\r\n<div id='div-gpt-ad-1728564650408-0' style='min-width: 300px; min-height: 100px;'>\r\n  <script>\r\n    googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1728564650408-0'); });\r\n  <\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\n<p>He then asks the reptile, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with you?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The reptile clarifies for the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was squandered to such an extent that, when he went to get a beverage from the stream, he fell in!<\/p>\n<p>The curious crocodile says he needs to look at this. 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